Hoodie — “I Don’t Have the Energy to Pretend I Like You Today” Skeleton Graphic

$49.99

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Sleeve length from center back, in	34.00	35.00	36.00	37.00	38.00	39.00	40.00	41.00
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This midweight fleece hoodie carries a wry, cozy attitude — soft, slightly structured, and built to be worn every day when you want to stay warm without trying too hard. The backprint shows a playful skeleton holding a coffee and a tiny flag with the line “I don’t have the energy to pretend I like you today,” giving the piece a sarcastic, inked-zine vibe. It layers effortlessly over tees, pairs with jeans or lounge pants, and reads like a quiet declaration for mornings when you need a buffer from small talk. The fabric weight and lined hood make it feel substantial and comforting; the relaxed dropped shoulders and pouch pocket invite hands and slow, slow breaths. Ethically made and OEKO-TEX certified, it’s for people who care about how things are made as much as how they look and feel.

Product Type: Hoodie
Theme/Features: Sarcastic skeleton illustration with coffee and text; relaxed, cozy midweight fleece; ethically manufactured
Target Audience: Introverted millennials and sarcastic coffee-lovers who enjoy expressive, tongue-in-cheek apparel
Occasions: Lazy weekends, chilly commutes, coffee runs, casual social gatherings

Story: Reach for this hoodie on the mornings you want a soft barrier between you and the world. The mischievous skeleton and deadpan line match the exact energy of a slow coffee, a closed-off commute, or a study session where words are optional. It settles on the shoulders like a calm shrug — comfortable, slightly detached, and honest. Wear it when you need warmth and a little attitude: it speaks without shouting, and keeps the mood light when you’re low on small talk.

Speak Their Language: Coffee-fueled mornings, low-energy social buffering, sarcastic aesthetic, indie-illustration vibes. Fits into routines like grab-and-go coffee runs, layered campus outfits, or layering for chilly video-call days.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz midweight fleece for warmth and structure
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester (varies by color) with 100% cotton face for softness
- 2-piece jersey-lined hood and roomy pouch pocket for added comfort
- Dropped-shoulder, classic fit with tear-away label for easy wear
- OEKO-TEX certified and produced in FLA & WRAP-certified facilities (socially conscious manufacturing)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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